Let Me take you to a place
Where member spanking is really ace
Buff Your banana under the stars
In front of strangers you stroke yer gland
And lewd acts aren't banned
Show off your bulging mass....
Chubb tropicana sex is free
Porn & Jism-There's enough for everyone!
All that's missing is Jenna Jameson
But don't worry You can watch naked men!
As you sit on the toilet seat
You keep banging yer meat
Watching porns straight and gay
You wonder if you still like poon
While wankin to a pic of someone's moon
You can wank off the whole day!
Careless Wrister (Sung To The Tune Of "Careless whisper")
And I'm never gonna wank again
Guilty knobs ain't got no rhythm
Though It's Easy to pretend
I've given birth to a stool
Should have known better
Than to beat my little friend
I'm standing in shit and covered in jism
So I'm never gonna wank again
The way I wanked with you ooo oooh.
Young Bums - Go for it! (Sung to the tune of "Young Guns - Go for it!)
Hey sucker!
(Who the hell shot that spoo?)
Hey Fucker!
(Where's the nearest public loo?)
Well I hadn't seen your arse in town for a while,
So I greeted you with a knowing smile,
When I saw you excercising your arm,
I knew you'd try picking me up using your lewd charm,
I said "Big boy, I'm a cop, I'm taking you down."
I said "Big boy, what's with the frown?"
But in return all you could say was:
"But I'm George Michael don't send me to jail."
Young Bums
Having some fun
Crazy Wankers take em on the run
Wise johns realize that I'm a cop in disguise
See me hustle, turnin tricks ain't free
No tears, No fears, You get busted
Wankin' Your jimmy,
One two, you're on tabloid news
Death by embarassment!
